This innovative new drinking game combines the basics of golf, with the punishment of your liver. Hate golf? Thats fine, we arent bringing the clubs out this time. 9 holes means 9 different bars, which bars? thats up to you. Feel free to fill in the 9 holes ahead of time and follow suit, or decide on the fly. Each “hole” has a predetermined PAR which represents what needs to be consumed at each of these locations in order to break even.

PAR3 – 1 BEER
PAR4 – 1 MIXED DRINK
PAR5 – 1 BEER + 1 SHOT

Additional consumption (as outlined in the rules on the scorecard) at each hole leads to a better score. For example, take a shot on a par 3 and make birdie, an irish carbomb on a par 4 or 5 gets you an eagle, and if you manage to pound a pitcher (hero), hole-in-one. Play as individuals or team up as a foursome to compete against other teams, and at the same time, you could end up having a fouresome with members from other teams. Ladies may pair up in order to tackle the 9 holes as a team, and are encouraged to make out. In addition, at holes 3 and 6 we ask you to create your own rule. We want to see some creative rules out of you drunk mother fuckers too, such as “every time John breaths, Sally has to flash everyone.” You know? Real clever shit.

So break out your stubby little green pencils, print out some scorecards, put on some knickers and a funny hat, and get out there and tee off.. We want to hear storeis and see your photos and completed scorecards.